stop me if you think you've heard this one before

pixiecasey:

glamour tips i have read that can also be applied to the loch ness monster:

• stay hydrated
• be elusive
• avoid a harsh flash
• try to get plenty of exercise
• play hard to get
• be aware of lighting
• elongate the neck
• eat plenty of fish
• grow old gracefully
• keep an air of mystery
• a true lady reveals nothing

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strong-plushrumps:

androgynous-image:

Genderfuck by Toyota, starring Stav Strashko ;)

Watch the commercial here

Finally androgyns are taken seriously.

WORK IT BABY.

son of a bITCH HES GORGEOUS

Uhhh, can I BE you, please?

I also like the look the model gives the camera like ‘and you were expecting another over-sexualised commercial with a half naked woman for your male viewing pleasure. Mind fuck bitches.’

Perverted bastard deserves it. This guy make dudes bend, ‘til the point of where the word “straight” isn’t a word in their dictionary.

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coverme-in-chocolate:

SIGNAL BOOST!!!

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e1n:

Wasn’t having the best of days and someone told me to chin up, so-

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punsicle:

sam’s not gonna make it to that law school interview is he

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stop me if you think you’ve heard this one before turned 3 today! (says tumblr.) (huh.)

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fuckyeahpeggandhynes:

Tedgar Wrong :)

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