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MARY, 20, TAURUS.
Louisiana, USA.
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My boyfriend's a sexy beast <3
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oh my fucking god you guys
today in art 120, my intro to design class
our professor asked us to ‘draw a picture of a creature riding a bike’ to get to know us
and when he said creature I thought he meant like, monster, that kind of thing
and about a minute in I look around
and the three other people at my table have drawn an elephant, a squirrel, and another elephant, respectively
and I’ve drawn
A HUMAN CENTIPEDE RIDING A BICYCLE
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW
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My first giveaway! I’ve been wanting to do one since last year, and now that I have some spare time and money enough to make it, I thought it was time to do it. It’s just my way to thank you all for putting up with me and with all my fandoms, which I know seem to be far too many and change from time to time, but the mainly ones are sticking, and they are what this giveaway is about. So, here’s the deal~
The Prizes:
- 4 handmade scarves. 1 TARDIS scarf (Doctor Who), 1 scarf resembling Sherlock’s (BBC Sherlock), 1 Gryffindor scarf and 1 Slytherin scarf (Harry Potter).
- The first place will get TWO scarves, their pick.
- The second place will get ONE scarf, also their pick (between the two left).
- The third place will get the last scarf.
If this gets reblog a lot I might even try and make Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff’s scarves, I’M NOT PROMISING ANYTHING because I’ll need to buy the material.
The Rules:
- Only TWO reblogs a day. I don’t want people’s dashboards getting clogged or anything. You may reblog as many days as you like, but only TWO times per day. I will be checking. And likes DO NOT count as entries, sorry!
- Anyone can reblog this, it’d be nice if you were part of the fandoms though, or at least part of one.
- I’m willing to ship worldwide. It doesn’t matter where you are from but when I pick the winners the shipping date will be due BASED ON THEIR LOCATION. I won’t have trouble in shipping it right away if the winners are from USA, Canada or even South America (I think) but if the winners are from any other country it might be delayed because of the costs. They will get their prizes anyway.
- You do not have to be following me to win, but if there are changes to the giveaway (such as adding more prizes) it’d be helpful if you were, just to keep track of them. Plus, I’ll be posting pictures of the scarves as I’m finishing them.
- You must be willing to share your address with me, and if you must, ask your parents for permission.
- Your ask box must be open, that’s how the winners will get notified. If the winner (when picked) doesn’t have their ask box open I’ll have to pick another one. The winners will have 12 hours to reply with their information, if they don’t, I will too pick another winner and so on until I have all the addresses of the winners.
- The giveaway ends on Saturday, June 23rd. I will pick the winners that night, so I will stop counting the reblogs around 9 PM (CST) I might inform the winners the same day if I can, if not, the next day.
- The winners will be chosen by a random number generator using random.org and once someone has won I’ll remove their name from the list to choose the next winner, and so on.
A huge thank you to Ana for making the cutest drawing for this!
fap myself silly
that’s funny nan
that’s what I do when I wake up normallycontemplate what i’m going to do with the extra 30¢ i make more than female employees
Drink coffee and play vidya.
Oh, wait…
Fuck man I’d rock it
I already feel boyish anyways
but yeah I’d stick it into objects first thing
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im sorry but dom mon is a dick
like yeah definetly it’s wrong to beat women or anyone and i’m not saying what matty did is okay but like okay just out osmeone to thousands of people on the internet ok you do that
four for you
no
this is a real question are you fucking stupid

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“This task was appointed to you, Frodo of the Shire. If you do not find a way, no one will.”
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“It’s very difficult to sue someone for speaking the truth.”
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favourite cast moments ★ the kiss
“So me and Viggo get in behind the camera so that when they turn around and they’re looking, at least they’re looking at someone they know and they can kind of… you know, imagine they’re at a wedding. Their wedding. And their friends are there. And then, in one of the takes, they turn around and I’m like ‘Yay’… and Viggo GRABS me and kisses me hard on the mouth. I mean like I’ve never been kissed from man nor woman. And… by GOD. I saw stars. And I think I fell in love, for a split second, and then… I felt a bit sick.”
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look at this precious thing
fucking look at it
and then you look to the apparent dead body in the back
When good bunnies go bad.
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